Born in Miami. Raised by Cuban immigrants.
A high-school dropout that eventually got a degree in philosophy.
My main skill is yawning just before my crush looks at me, so then all they see is yawn-face followed by recovering-yawn-face. My main vice is Red Gatorade. My main man is Marc (best friends since 16).
I wear a variation of the same black outfit every day. People notice. People comment. People consider donating clothes.
I like to be called Daniel or Danny, but not Dan. I don’t play enough golf or beer pong to be called Dan.
Bio interlude: Look, Metallica’s Load is really not as bad as people make it out to be. It’s a pretty solid album; give it a chance.
I make ads for a living. I do my laundry for a living. I put on my shoes in the morning for a living.
I’ve lived in Miami, Chicago, Stockholm, Boston, NYC, SF, NYC again, LA, SF again, and back in LA.
